it would be cool if knowing a behavior or thought pattern was irrational made you stop doing it
medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes
How we weigh an octopus!
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the bas–
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the basket
- put the octopus in the water
- treat!
weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you’ll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency
every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because
a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect
b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website
c) I hate paying for shipping
d) it is in fact often impossible to assess the quality, appearance and just how accurate the dimensions of the item are if you want to buy from just an image
a beast blocks the path ahead
what will you do
put out Soup to distract her
the beast appears to be distracted…
the beast is immune to soup
the joys of a keychain (wow! little object) vs the fears of a keychain (What If It Vanishes)
fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons
one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness








