m3n4c3v35537:

it would be cool if knowing a behavior or thought pattern was irrational made you stop doing it

cemeterything:

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

indigobluerose:

aquariumpacific:

How we weigh an octopus!

  1. put the octopus in the basket
  2. put the octopus in the basket
  3. put the octopus in the basket
  4. weigh the bas–
  5. put the octopus in the basket
  6. weigh the basket
  7. put the octopus in the water
  8. treat!

dragongirlbunny:

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you’ll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

maningning:

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

charlottan:

it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

magpiedragon:

championoftheravenqueen:

every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping

d) it is in fact often impossible to assess the quality, appearance and just how accurate the dimensions of the item are if you want to buy from just an image

rongzhi:

Slidestepping

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English added by me :)

willabee:

lizardywizard:

willabee:

a beast blocks the path ahead

A photo of Willabee, a brown tabby cat with green eyes. She is standing at the bottom of a staircase, staring up at the camera with a head tilt.ALT

what will you do

put out Soup to distract her

Another photo of Willabee on the staircase. A bowl with a spoon has been placed on one of the stairs. There is a can of soup and a box of saltine crackers next to it. Willabee is investigating the bowl.ALT

the beast appears to be distracted…

Another photo of Willabee. She is now running up the stairs.ALT

the beast is immune to soup

nazumichi:

the joys of a keychain (wow! little object) vs the fears of a keychain (What If It Vanishes)

humantea:

only-tiktoks:

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons

infiniteoreos:

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

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